added 2007 Sun Jun 10 10:02:29 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Psychiatrists in select cities nationwide have reported a surge in post-melodramatic stress disorder cases following the 2004 release of Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom Of The Opera.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Psychiatrists in select cities nationwide have reported a surge in post-melodramatic stress disorder cases following the 2004 release of Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom Of The Opera.
added 2007 Sat Jun 9 9:14:23 by ind06
"These constant hootenannings must stop," said Mayor Thomas Menino, an outspoken critic since the front doors of historic Faneuil Hall were taken off their hinges and laid in the street to provide a dancing surface during a particularly spirited jamboree three weeks ago.
"These constant hootenannings must stop," said Mayor Thomas Menino, an outspoken critic since the front doors of historic Faneuil Hall were taken off their hinges and laid in the street to provide a dancing surface during a particularly spirited jamboree three weeks ago.
added 2007 Fri May 4 9:59:18 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: After months of reviewing poems from around the world The Onion Radio News Poetry Contest board has picked this year's winner!
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: After months of reviewing poems from around the world The Onion Radio News Poetry Contest board has picked this year's winner!
added 2007 Mon Apr 30 12:06:41 by gatitabonitasen
The line of ships at the Al Basra Oil Terminal (ABOT) stretches south to the horizon, patiently waiting in the searing heat of the Northern Arabian Gulf as four giant supertankers load up. Close by, two more tankers fill up at the smaller Khawr Al Amaya Oil Terminal (KAAOT). Guarding both terminals are dozens of heavily-armed U.S. Navy troops and I
The line of ships at the Al Basra Oil Terminal (ABOT) stretches south to the horizon, patiently waiting in the searing heat of the Northern Arabian Gulf as four giant supertankers load up. Close by, two more tankers fill up at the smaller Khawr Al Amaya Oil Terminal (KAAOT). Guarding both terminals are dozens of heavily-armed U.S. Navy troops and I
added 2007 Mon Apr 23 12:21:52 by Beau7890
Ryan Fitzgerald is unemployed, lives with his father and has a little bit of time on his hands. After posting a video with his cell phone number on YouTube on Friday, he has received more than 5,000 calls and text messages. "I never met you, but I do care," a spiky-haired Fitzgerald said into the camera on his YouTube posting.
Ryan Fitzgerald is unemployed, lives with his father and has a little bit of time on his hands. After posting a video with his cell phone number on YouTube on Friday, he has received more than 5,000 calls and text messages. "I never met you, but I do care," a spiky-haired Fitzgerald said into the camera on his YouTube posting.
added 2007 Thu Apr 19 10:53:45 by ind06
Perhaps honesty isn't always the best policy, as this video demonstrates.
Perhaps honesty isn't always the best policy, as this video demonstrates.
added 2007 Sat Apr 14 7:11:36 by gatitabonitasen
I laid out the facts and figures about the monetary cost of the Iraq war to U.S. taxpayers, assuming conservatively a low-end estimate of annual spending on the Iraq war. I concluded that the main American residents paying for the war are high-income people because the U.S. tax system takes a much higher percentage of income from high-income peopl
I laid out the facts and figures about the monetary cost of the Iraq war to U.S. taxpayers, assuming conservatively a low-end estimate of annual spending on the Iraq war. I concluded that the main American residents paying for the war are high-income people because the U.S. tax system takes a much higher percentage of income from high-income peopl
added 2007 Thu Apr 12 9:45:31 by STONERS
Gas has jumped up to $2.80 a gallon according to the most recent figures. So how high will it go this summer?
Gas has jumped up to $2.80 a gallon according to the most recent figures. So how high will it go this summer?
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added 2007 Sun Apr 8 8:40:10 by gatitabonitasen
The United States, which pays 22 percent of the U.N.'s regular annual budget of 1.8 billion dollars, has arrogantly demanded a dominant voice in management and administration -- primarily because it is the biggest single financial contributor to the world body. "U.N. member states, and particularly its largest contributors, want to know if
The United States, which pays 22 percent of the U.N.'s regular annual budget of 1.8 billion dollars, has arrogantly demanded a dominant voice in management and administration -- primarily because it is the biggest single financial contributor to the world body. "U.N. member states, and particularly its largest contributors, want to know if
added 2007 Fri Apr 6 22:58:57 by RizlaRoll
AN elder sister came to visit her younger sister in the country. The elder was married to a tradesman in town, the younger to a peasant in the village. As the sisters sat over their tea talking, the elder began to boast of the advantages of town life:
AN elder sister came to visit her younger sister in the country. The elder was married to a tradesman in town, the younger to a peasant in the village. As the sisters sat over their tea talking, the elder began to boast of the advantages of town life:
added 2007 Sun Apr 1 9:37:03 by STONERS
New research from Columbia University Medical Center may explain why people who are able to easily and accurately recall historical dates or long-ago events, may have a harder time with word recall or remembering the day's current events.
New research from Columbia University Medical Center may explain why people who are able to easily and accurately recall historical dates or long-ago events, may have a harder time with word recall or remembering the day's current events.
added 2007 Mon Mar 5 0:56:49 by ind06
Beware the giggling, sighing, humming and gasping robots of the Skoda assembly line!
Beware the giggling, sighing, humming and gasping robots of the Skoda assembly line!
added 2007 Wed Feb 28 8:44:54 by ind06
Weird Al shows the true ramifications of online music file sharing.
Weird Al shows the true ramifications of online music file sharing.
added 2007 Tue Jan 23 16:35:06 by moemebe
No one can know if Eric Paredes realized it was his father, sitting several feet away from him in a Prince William County courtroom yesterday, on trial for trying to kill them both. The severely disabled teenager, who cannot talk, placed his head against his mother's shoulder and folded his body into her as his father...
No one can know if Eric Paredes realized it was his father, sitting several feet away from him in a Prince William County courtroom yesterday, on trial for trying to kill them both. The severely disabled teenager, who cannot talk, placed his head against his mother's shoulder and folded his body into her as his father...
